Thursday, June 26, 2008

Karl Rove is the Antichrist


Okay, so we all know that a Rovian tactic is to attack someone's strengths rather than their weaknesses. So when the Republicans tried to yell, "Nigger!" at Obama and the crowd turned on them, they had to create a new myth. So now, Rove is trying to paint Obama, who is way too intelligent, educated and thoughtful to be painted as a spear-chucker, black panther and welfare cheat as the Republicans have chosen to represent African-Americans for years, they attempt an anti-snobbery route.

"Even if you never met him, you know this guy," Rove said, per Christianne Klein. "He's the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini and a cigarette that stands against the wall and makes snide comments about everyone who passes by."

Let me get this straight. A fifth generation hideously wealthy scion of Senators and Presidents is just the country boy you'd want a beer with and the biracial child of a single mother on food stamps is an elitist snob? Where do these people get off?

Rove is describing George W. Bush to a T, and insulting the intelligence of the American citizenry even more than usual.

Impeach, convict, execute.

4 comments:

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Seth said...

Rove's every criticism of a Democrat is a confession of his own tactics. My favorite was his "voter fraud" speech where he talked about how scary it is that American elections are starting to seem like they are really run by "colonels wearing dark sunglasses".

Damn right, Col. Rove. Nice pair of shades, sir.

Anonymous said...

I thought for the first paragraph that you were actually making fun of the knee-jerk, hyperbolic, hypocritical violent liberals that have infested this country. WOOPS!

Anonymous said...

yes, karl rove is the anti-Christ.

please pray about it.