Why should you care about the opinions and whining of a recovering Evangelical, alleged Buddhist, retired geek, middle-aged hippie, philanthropic neurotic? Specializing in the economy (lousy), politics (lefty) and religion (none of the above).
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Thanks for the great economy, W!
Even though I've been calling it for years, it's a little frightening to see it in print. And yes, I have 50 pounds of dried beans and 50 pounds of rice on top of every refrigerator I own.
Yeah... my friends are banging down my door looking for food. They're running out of meatloaf at the school cafeteria. I drive by starving children in the streets every day on my way to work. Who would have ever thought it would come to this? I can't go on any longer! I'll have to smother my children in their sleep to save them from the horror of slow starvation.
Oh... wait... my local grocery store is having a fire sale on breakfast cereal... 10 boxes for $10. Gotta jet!
Now that's a Kompassionate Konservative! Mexicans are paying twice as much for tortillas, food riots in Haiti, but the Hummer still has half a tank, so fuck the rest of the world!
That says "Osborn"?
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ReplyDeleteWhat does that mean?
WOW! I didn't read it. Amazing.
ReplyDeleteYeah... my friends are banging down my door looking for food. They're running out of meatloaf at the school cafeteria. I drive by starving children in the streets every day on my way to work. Who would have ever thought it would come to this? I can't go on any longer! I'll have to smother my children in their sleep to save them from the horror of slow starvation.
ReplyDeleteOh... wait... my local grocery store is having a fire sale on breakfast cereal... 10 boxes for $10. Gotta jet!
Now that's a Kompassionate Konservative! Mexicans are paying twice as much for tortillas, food riots in Haiti, but the Hummer still has half a tank, so fuck the rest of the world!
ReplyDeleteIf I can't see it from the Hummer, who cares!